#omg    #the best  
Director: Take it from measure 44
Guard: what

serration:

I was explaining to my 4-year-old cousin that some spiders will kill their mate for food after they have babies. I thought this was gross, but she was unimpressed as she said, "humans will kill each other for no reason, at least spiders kill each other for food." I have never been more ashamed to be a human in my life

 Furry Little Peach

billyjoelfanfic:

If Crosby has to get his pants tailored do you think he gets his pockets expanded too? Like he’s working toward being able to hide his whole body in an emergency pocket one day? So when people start approaching him he just goes into his pocket and the fan is like “what the fuck I thought I saw Sid but it’s actually just a huge pocket. Woah this fucked me up.”

i started reading this and thought it was about me and then i realized hockey exists.

  #no but really    #i love sid    #he's my baby    #i will be crosby crosby  
The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
Gloria Steinem 
  #words  
  #gossip girl in one gif    #no for real    #i love this show  

academy13:

My favorite thing about marching band is that one of the first things they tell you is ‘If a judge is in your way, run them over’

gorlt:

who wore it best?